Sunday, December 29, 2013

Mongolia rocks! Yes we Khan



Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia -- With a balanced attack and big performances from PK Gostkowski NE and QB Dalton CIN, Ulan Bator Khans owner D.J. Wanberg claimed his first Finks League title with a 53-49 win over the Ham N Eggers in Finger Bowl 20 at National Sports Stadium.

For Eggers owner Mike Miazga, it was another year of heartbreak as the Eggers lost in the Finger Bowl for the third consecutive year.

"I thought I was going to get blown out early. This one sucks but I'm happy I made it this far given all the injuries I had. Nice to see Randall Cobb (a key HNE draftee and contributor early in the season) reappear in Week 17 coming off IR," Miazga said in a statement.

Wanberg was unable to join the Khans (12-5) in Mongolia and was in Nebraska visiting family over the Week 17 weekend. He was unavailable for comment Sunday.

With 18 Finks points, Gostkowski earned Finger Bowl MVP honors becoming the first PK to earn MVP since Kaeding SD in 2009. The Eggers (10-6-1) were led by 23 Finks points from RB Forte CHI.

For the win, Wanberg earns $386.25 while Miazga receives $128.75.

In the third place match, 2012 Finger Bowl champion Lockport Distillers beat Creighton Barrels 55-29.

FINGER BOWL 20 BOXSCORE

Ham N Eggers
P. Manning DEN 17
Forte CHI 23
Morris WAS zero
Allen SD 3
Colston NO zero
Walsh MIN 2
Total 45

Ulan Bator Khans
Dalton CIN 17
Cunningham STL zero
F. Jackson BUF 6
Marshall CHI 6
Green CIN 6
Gostkowski NE 18
Total 53

THIRD-PLACE BOXSCORE

Creighton Barrels 
Luck IND 8
Ivory NYJ zero
A. Brown NYG zero
D. Thomas DEN 17
Gordon CLE 3
Sturgis MIA 1
Total 29

Lockport Distillers
Brees NO 27
Lynch SEA 9
Green-Ellis CIN zero
Garcon WAS zero
White ATL 9
Crosby GB 10
Total 55

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Week 17: Finger Bowl 20 preview


HAM N EGGERS (10-5-1) vs. ULAN BATOR KHANS (11-5)
At National Sports Stadium, Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

Playoff records: Miazga 3-6-1, Wanberg 2-4
Head to head: Khans 48, Eggers 46, Week 7; Eggers 24, Khans 19, Week 11

The skinny: Not only is this the first Finger Bowl to be played in Mongolia, but it also features two longtime Finks League owners who have never won a championship. The Eggers' Miazga has spent 16 years in the league while the Khans' Wanberg is in his 17th season. ... This year's Finger Bowl also features two division runners-up, the Khans from the Favre Division and the Eggers from the Marino Division. The last time that happened was 2009 when Wanberg lost 37-31 to Goff's Serkus Act in Wanberg's only other Finger Bowl appearance. ... Miazga hopes to avoid becoming the NFL's Buffalo Bills with his third consecutive Finger Bowl appearance, but no wins. Buffalo lost four straight Super Bowls from 19991-94. Miazga lost last year's Finks League championship to Wilcox's Anthony Munoz and Cleopatra, 61-42. In 2001, he lost 66-61 to Cassidy's Lockport Distillers. ... This year's third place matchup features the Barrels (11-5) vs. the Distillers (11-5).

Projected lineups: Eggers -- P. Manning, Forte, Morris, Allen, Colston, Walsh; Khans -- Dalton, Cunningham, F. Jackson, Marshall, Green, Gostkowski.

The pick: Eggers 35, Khans 25

Monday, December 23, 2013

Week 16: Semifinal results

WEEK 16 BOXSCORES

Ulan Bator Khans
QB Dalton CIN 21
RB Cunningham STL zero
RB F. Jackson BUF 11
WR Marshall CIN 6
WR Green CIN 15
PK Gostkowski NE 15
Total 68

Lockport Distillers
QB Brees NO 8
RB Lynch SEA zero
RB Green-Ellis CIN zero
WR Cal. Johnson DET zero
WR Garcon WAS 11
PK Crosby GB 7
Total 32

Ham N Eggers
QB P. Manning DEN 21
RB Morris WAS 9
RB Forte CHI zero
WR Colston zero
WR Allen SD 6
PK Walsh MIN 2
Total 38

Creighton Barrels
QB Luck IND 6
RB Ivory NYJ 5
RB A. Brown NYG zero
WR D. Thomas DEN 11
WR Gordon CLE 3
PK Sturgis MIA zero
Total 25

Friday, December 20, 2013

Week 16: Semifinals previews


HAM N EGGERS (9-5-1) vs. CREIGHTON BARRELS (11-4)
At Morrison Stadium, Omaha, Neb.

Championships won: Traczek, 1999
Playoff records: Miazga, 2-6-1; Traczek 5-7-1
Previous meeting: Eggers 68, Barrels 58, Week 1

The skinny: Miazga's Eggers are the two-time Finger Bowl runner-up seeking their first Finks League title... Traczek's Barrels are the Favre Division champs and Traczek's last playoff appearance was second place in 2008... The Barrels took a late hit in their lineup with New Orleans' release of PK Hartley after Week 15.

Projected starters: Eggers -- P. Manning, Morris, Forte, Allen, J. Thomas, Walsh. Barrels -- Luck, T. Richardson, MJD, D. Jackson, Gordon, Sturgis.

The pick: Eggers 45, Barrels 30.



ULAN BATOR KHANS (10-5) vs. LOCKPORT DISTILLERS (11-4)

At East Stadium, Lockport, Ill.

Championships won: Cassidy, 2011
Playoff records: Wanberg 1-4; Cassidy 2-1-1
Previous meeting: Distillers 47, Khans 37, Week 3

The skinny: Since joining the league, Cassidy's Distillers have made a playoff appearance in each of their three seasons. In a short time, Cassidy has become the league's winningest owner with a 32-16-1 record... The Distillers won the Marino Division title. ... Wanberg's Khans made their last playoff appearance in 2009 when they were Finger Bowl runner-up.

Projected starters: Khans -- Dalton, Cunningham, F. Jackson, Green, Marshall, Gostkowski. Distillers -- Brees, Lynch, Green-Ellis, Cal. Johnson, Garcon, Crosby.

The pick: Distillers 50, Khans 35.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Quags ends season with an 89-point bang


Hurricane Quags fell shy of qualifying for the 2013 Finks League playoffs, but went out with a bang in Week 15 by scoring 89 points in a single weekend. Quags came one point shy of equaling the Finks League record set by Matt Simo's Chicago Blitz in Week 11 of 1995. That was the second season of the Finks League, which is celebrating its 20th anniversary.

As Serkus owner Stan Goff noted, Quags' RB Charles KC's 37 points outscored not only his team, but four other teams for a single weekend. It's hard to believe, but Charles' six-TD game even outscored PK Tucker BAL's six-FG game for Quags.

Here's the breakdown in Week 15 for Quags:

QB: Rivers SD 6 points
RB: Charles KC 37 points (5 touchdowns, 195 receiving yards)
RB: Vereen NE 0 points
WR: Bryant DAL 13 points (1 touchdown, 153 yards)
WR: Jeffery CHI 6 points (1 touchdown, 72 yards)
K: Tucker BAL 27 points (6 field goals, 9 bonus points)

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Eggers, Quags battle for last playoff berth

The Eggers would wrap up the last playoff berth in the Marino Division with a win over Quags in Week 14. The Distillers have the division lead in the the Marino Division and in a pivotal win over the Distillers, the Barrels lead the Favre Division.

The last time the Eggers and Quags met was a 52-52 tie in Week 5.