Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Week 2 review: A missed PAT


Quags beat Serkus 46-45 in the feature matchup of Week 2, but Canes owner Dick Quagliano had to break the bad news to Serkus boss Stan Goff.

"My loss was even tougher than I thought as Dick just informed me the Blair Walsh Project hit the uprights on a PAT or else we would have tied," Goff reported via email. 

Serkus PK Walsh SEA missed the point-after in the fourth quarter by hitting the right upright after a QB Wilson TD pass. It was Walsh's only PAT attempt of the game after earlier making field goals of 27 and 25 yards.

The crusher prevented a tie for the Tomlinson Division rivals. There was only one tie in Finks League action in 2016. 

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Finks Auction 2017

Thanks for getting in your bid sheets on Saturday. We have kicked off our 24th Finks season with another auction, the same method used to disperse players from our inaugural season of 1994.

As I've written before, the first Finks auction was held by using a silent-bid process since two of our original four owners, Matt Simo and Mike Wilcox, did not live in Chicagoland in order to hold a live draft. This was before the internet became popular. At that time, I was in a baseball league that would sometimes hold live drafts via telephone for out-of-town owners. That was always a dreadful experience to be in a draft room with someone needing to make a phone call during every round only to start each conversation with a list of who was selected.

I wanted to avoid that, so the silent-bid auction was born. I think it works.

In 2017, Anthony Quagliano is our only out-of-town owner since he is attending grad school at the University of Delaware. We could still hold a live draft, but I like the idea of waiting until Labor Day weekend and after Preseason Week 4 to select players. A live draft would have to be held earlier, given our different schedules. I like the auction. It's me and sheets of paper.

My wife is in a fantasy league through work and her live draft is tonight over Yahoo.com. That could be a two-hour process.

Here's some news and notes regarding Finks Auction 2017:

"Wow, two Bryants": Serkus picked them both up, getting Dez from Dallas and Martavis from Pittsburgh.

Three's enough: Two Finks owners reached out to their favorite NFL teams for new players, picking up three each during the auction. Goff won bids for Prescott, Elliott and D. Bryant from Dallas and Bucs fan Herigodt picked up Winston, Martin and Evans.

Don't read too much into Dah Commish getting three Lions (Stafford, Tate and Prater), other than his Finks moniker this season -- Portsmouth Spartans -- was the original team from Ohio that would become the Detroit Lions in the 1930s. Bears fan Cassidy won bids for three Saints, Brees, Peterson and M. Thomas.

Top bids: Here are your auction champs, by position. QB: Rodgers GB, $33.00 (won by Gaga); RB: D. Johnson AZ, $41.45 (Jays); WR: A. Brown PIT, $31.00 (Gaga); PK: Gostkowski NE, $6.03 (Eggers).

Lotto fever: With so many owners throwing penny bids at players, there were five tiebreaking lottery selections made among Finks owners. QB Luck IND proved to be the most popular with three teams -- Cats, Jays and Gaga -- seeking to own Luck as a backup. The Jays won.

Other players selected by a blind draw with penny bids were WR Hopkins HOU (won by Gaga), QB Cutler MIA (Quags), RB Fournette JAX (Cats) and RB Abdullah DET (Jays).

Welcome to Finks League 2017

My 11-year-old son, A.G., took the honors this year of pulling names out of a hat to decide division affiliations. In honor of new Pro Football Hall of Famers, the division names are from a couple of new inductees: LaDainian Tomlinson and Kurt Warner.

If you have any suggestions or new ideas for the website, please contact Dah Commish. 

Monday, January 2, 2017

Not a Fantasy: Newton wins first Finger Bowl


PITTSBURGH -- Shrewd pickups and a rare quarterback start for his backup gave Just a Fantasy owner Jeff Newton his first Finger Bowl championship in Week 17 with a record-setting rout over defending champion Ham N Eggers at Three Rivers Stadium.

Newton started backup QB A. Smith KC over Prescott DAL as Smith scored a game-high 17 points to nab MVP honors for Fantasy, a 51-16 winner over the Eggers. Fantasy's 35-point margin of victory in Finger Bowl 23 set a new championship record, topping the 28 points Mike Wilcox scored over Bill Stone in Finger Bowl 1 in a pairing of Hall of Fame owners.

For the victory, Newton will earn $378.75 for the title in his 14th season. He was the longest tenured owner without a Finger Bowl championship after placing second in 2006 and 2004.

Fantasy placed second in the Duerson Division after a pair of losses to the Eggers in the regular season by an average of 30 points. Fantasy (10-6-1) also was powered by 16 points by PK Hauschka SEA, a Week 15 free agent pickup for Newton after Hauschka was released by the Duluth Eskimos midway through the season.

Fantasy started QB Prescott DAL in the second half of the season after picking up Prescott in Week 9. Fantasy released QB Bradford MIN to find a spot for Prescott.

Newton will gain possession of the Abe Gibron Trophy for the following year.

The Eggers win $126.25 as the runner-up and placed second for the fifth time in six years.

In the third-place match, the Brawlers defeated the Distillers 46-32.

Week 17 boxscore: Finger Bowl 23

Just a Fantasy 51, Ham N Eggers 16

Fantasy (51)

A. Smith KC 17
J. Rodgers TB 3
Blount NE 6
Evans TB 6
Meredith CHI 3
Hauschka SEA 16

Eggers (16)

Cousins WAS 8
D. Johnson AZ zero
Beckham JR. NYG zero
Kelce KC zero
Bryant ATL 8

Week 17 Boxscore: Third place

Dublin Brawlers 46, Lockport Distillers

Brawlers (46)

Brady NE 15
Freeman ATL 9
McCoy BUF zero
Adams GB 13
T. Williams SD zero
Prater DET 9

Distllers (32)

Brees NO 15
Rawls SEA 6
D. Murray TEN zero
S. Smith Sr. BAL zero
Garcon WAS 3
Crosby GB 8

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Week 17: Finger Bowl 23 preview

Just a Fantasy (9-6-1) at Ham N Eggers (10-6)

At Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh

Playoff records: Fantasy owner Newton (6-7); Eggers owner Miazga (7-8-1)

Finger Bowl records: Newton (0-2); Miazga (1-4)

Head to head: Eggers 60, Fantasy 43 (Week 5); Eggers 55, Fantasy 18 (Week 14)

The skinny: The 2016 Finks League championship features the Duerson Division champion (Eggers) against the runner-up (Fantasy)... The Eggers hope to defend their 2015 championship and become the league's first back-to-back champ since Goff won Finger Bowls 16 & 17... In his 19th season, Miazga has set three postseason league records with his sixth Finger Bowl appearance, his sixth consecutive playoff appearance and his ninth playoff appearance... The Eggers won Finger Bowl 22 with a 31-24 win over Quags... The Eggers' 89 points in the semifinals is an unofficial high for a Finks postseason. The regular season record for a single game remains 90 points scored by Simo's Chicago Blitz in 1995. ... Newton last appeared in the championship at Finger Bowl 13 in 2006 as the owner of Eye of Newt... He lost to the Ponz Scum, 34-19, in that final and also appeared in Finger Bowl 11.

In other postseason action, the Brawlers (9-7) meet the Distillers (10-5-1) for third place.

Projected starters: Fantasy -- Prescott, Blount, Powell, Evans, Crowder, Hauschka; Eggers -- Cousins, Peterson, D. Johnson, Beckham Jr., Kelce, Gostkowski.

The pick: Eggers 45, Fantasy 25